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THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO EVERYONE.
Now that I got that out of the way. This is for the SOME of the ladies. now. some of you may not know when PMS is comming. well I have the perfect test. These are the Tom ten signs of PMS. plaese take notes. Gentlemen. you need to listen also.
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Good 1 and it's a lie that men don't suffer..
It's funny, and so's Goblin's response.
lollollol j! funny, and accurate all the same.
lol